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ALIENS ON MY SHIP? 8I by domirine ALIENS ON MY SHIP? 8I by domirine
i turned human part of the normandy crew into aliens, awww yeah.

zaeed = batarian, because he is goddamn killing machine,
miranda = asari, because slut biotics,
jacob = turian, because super soldier 8I,
kasumi = ninja, therefore drell,
jack = vorcha, because come on,
and tali joker = quarian, because all quarians secretly have joker's face.
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:iconazulenearoma:
AzuleneAroma Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Professional General Artist
Oh god Quarians with Joker's face. Too funny. Poor jack... Maybe she could be Yahg instead.
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wolfjmk Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
XD A Quarian isn't that weird really. There is a part I think in ME3 were he talking to someone about getting one of those suits (but not liking it because he feels it would effect his flying)
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ZachValkyrie Featured By Owner Edited Nov 22, 2014  Student Writer
So, Jack is a vorcha now.

...Yeah, I'd still hit it.
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PandaBearStorm129 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Haha.. :D
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:iconsugoi-kun:
Sugoi-kun Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Jacob and Kasumi looks very pretty *_*
lovely!


Poor Jack.. XD
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:iconmichaelschenker2nd:
MichaelSchenker2nd Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014
I think Jack is too pretty to be a Vorcha, just my 2 cents.
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IrianWhitefox Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Professional Interface Designer
Hahaha! Great concept! Specially Joker. XD
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:iconcrimm-art:
Crimm-Art Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Student General Artist
the "slut" part was totally unnecessary :(
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:iconnatebros:
Natebros Featured By Owner May 11, 2014
You mean all quarians have a... POKER FACE?! I'll see myself out.
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:iconjolan5:
jolan5 Featured By Owner May 11, 2014
i choose to believe joker's hood is actually in the shape of a hat.
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:iconplebnc:
PlebNC Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I wonder how Jacob feels about calibrating the Normandy's guns?
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:iconcount-kraumburger1:
Count-KraumBurger1 Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
love it!
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:iconevilweirdo:
evilweirdo Featured By Owner May 10, 2014
That actually works pretty well. Well-done!
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:iconrq721:
RQ721 Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
being a turian is probably the only way jacob can be not boring.
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:iconsavage-drone:
Savage-Drone Featured By Owner May 10, 2014
i really liked jacob lol
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:icongoldflareon:
GoldFlareon Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014
BAHAHA your logic is brilliant. I love this picture. The captions made me laugh. xP I LOVE your Mass Effect art. <3
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BlackDiamond874 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013
Great... now I am NEVER going to see a male quarian again and not think of this... Likely due to every time that I see and hear Han'Gerrel, I always see Loghain from Dragon Age under the helmet.
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ValentineFate Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013
Secretly all Quarians are Dragon Age characters, Xen = Morrigan.
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:iconblackdiamond874:
BlackDiamond874 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
Maybe not all quarians... but still Dragon Age characters. :D
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:iconblackdiamond874:
BlackDiamond874 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013

It is true.

Lord Harrowmont and Mayor Murdock = Zaeed.

Fenris = Captain Gavorn and Officer Chellick.

 

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ValentineFate Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
I can just imagine that if you were to take all the helmets off of all of the Quarians they would look like all sorts of Dragon Age characters.
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BlackDiamond874 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013

Part of me gets a feeling that Tali is just secretly Merrill under he helmet, but take away the welsh accent. I only say that because they are both adorable in themselves and of course deadly in a fight. One thing I am glad of is that Tali cannot use Merrill's big "Puss n Boots eyes" to persuade you to do something for her.

The only thing missing for her would be a cape and a hat.


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HotaruKagurazaka Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Drell Kasumi, let me hold her and squeeze her, she will be my Squishy!

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Glide08 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconhanarplz::iconsaysplz:Did someone accidentally referd to this one as to :iconjellyfishplz:?
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:iconhotarukagurazaka:
HotaruKagurazaka Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Quiet, you big stupid jellyfish.
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:iconcheernerd7:
cheernerd7 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Jack as the vorcha omg I'm dying
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:iconphoenixofthesea:
Phoenixofthesea Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
to funny XXDD
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Sillylilbit Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013
:heart: totally awesome!!!
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nightchildmoonchild Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I love your reason for making Jack a vorcha. I really do.

Turian!Jacob cracks me up.
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CommanderJavik Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
And I presume Shepard would be a Prothean, right?
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halloweenjack64 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013
As a dedicated FemShep/Jack shipper, I can't go for that, no can do. I'm with you up to Jacob, but after that...

Jack - asari (with extensive facial markings)
Kasumi - quarian
Joker - volus

Also, Ashley's a turian, Kaidan's a drell, Anderson's a turian, Chakwas a salarian, Vega's a krogan, Cortez a drell, and Traynor a quarian.
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eris-11 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Student Writer
Agree with Ashley to Traynor. I especially like the thought of salarian Chakwas and krogan Vega. And can we talk about the perfection that is Zaeed?
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Realdeadmeat Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I would have made jack a krogan because there violent and some of them have biotics rather than a vorcha
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:iconradda5:
radda5 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013
Actually Jack is a glass cannon in-game, so not as durable as a Krogan. I think vorcha fits her better/
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evilweirdo Featured By Owner May 10, 2014
I don't know, aren't Vorcha supposed to be pretty hard to kill? Or is that just through adaptation to their environments?
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:iconradda5:
radda5 Featured By Owner May 10, 2014
Hard to kill because HP regeneration, not insane defense and HP.  A vorcha will die in open fire while Korgan can last longer.
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domirine Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it's a joke, don't treat her as serious as the rest ; )
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:iconkraut007:
Kraut007 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013
Normandy REALLY needs an Batarian crew member.
These four-eyes are badass.
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:iconradda5:
radda5 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
...Next Mass Effect? Please Bioware. Don't make the Batarian die out. ;-;
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KryptonKnight1961 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013
Seeing this, I can imagine James as a yahg, (size and strength compared to other characters) Kaidan as a salarian (intelligence and lateral thinking) and Shepard as a Prothean (unites people from several different races to fight the Reapers). Ashley, meanwhile, is a krogan (the Normandy's resident ccombat specialist).
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domirine Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh my god this is perfect, i can totally see it. and steve cortez would be a quarian, what's with all his shuttle/tech speciality (and being an awkward, super loyal cutie). wonder who dr chakwas would be, maybe some partying hard salarian scientist
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KryptonKnight1961 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013
Nah, I think the doc is scraping hanar (calmness and family woman; also, never ever resorts to threats or bad language, something no other character in the series has managed to accomplish without being hanar)but I agree with Steve being quarian.
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domirine Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
haha, well there's blasto... but i hear you, plus, having tenactles in the med bay would make things easier on the poor woman. (it's difficult to operate holding a brandy glass after all)
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KryptonKnight1961 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013
Heh, this is fun!
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:iconkriteni:
Kriteni Featured By Owner May 27, 2013
I've been laughing so much! Well done!
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:iconkristinalice:
KristinAlice Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I lost it at Jack ohmygod ahahha
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:iconcarnie-vorex:
Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner May 15, 2013
I luv aliens ^_^ Even if I don't know where the characters are from
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CheesePuff25 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013
All character's and races are from the Mass effect franchise - a game worth playing!
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verge-1 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Student
lol these races fit perfectly with their human counterparts
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Karolkwiecjasz Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013
Quarianin Jocker <---XD
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